HAHA OH DESIRE

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

southernnight:

really

southernnight:

really

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

walmarts:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

kewlbot:

the ultimate life form

wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

breebuttermark:

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

breebuttermark:

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

waiting for smash 4 like
things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it