HAHA OH DESIRE
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

consulting-timelady:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

when you hear there’s free pizza

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

alphajade:

CH AraCTER ATTract ted to  !!  !!! MORe than ONE GENDER???????/  ? impoSsible. ARe they the homogay or the heterostraight IS THE ONLY