When this moment comes, I will be ready.
god mom youre so embarrasing
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
me back when I had my priorities sorted out
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.
This meme is so good it has end credits
people in 1999: who the fuck is this hat kid in smash bros
people in 2001: who is hat kid and why is he still here
people in 2008: now there is a blond kid too who is he
people in 2014: HAT KID CONFIRMED but where is blond kid
Finishing what Capcom couldn’t.
do you hear that
thats the sound of my heart shattering
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you