2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
checking out the booty like
sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
Surprise date! [video]
That’s not even a prank. It’s too cute to be a prank.
thin privilege at work
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
The nominees are:
And the winner is:
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa